Cocktails and Comedy - Satruday 13th June 2020

Cosmopolitan

Ingredients

  • 37.5ml Vodka (infused with lemon)
  • 12.5ml Cointreau
  • Dash of fresh lime juice
  • Splash of cranberry

Method

Put all ingredients in cocktail shaker and shake.  Strain and serve in a martini glass

Description

This sour family based drink combines the bitter and sweet oranges with dry cranberry. All bind together with fresh lime with an aroma of burnt orange oils. 

Flying First Class

 

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket.

 

The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."

 

Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class section.

 

Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."

 

The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do. The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this." He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear.

 

She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so."

 

Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.

 

The pilot replied, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."

 

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