Cocktails and Comedy - Saturday 18th April 2020

Bushwacker

This cocktail was first made in the US Virgin Islands and was named after a dog belonging to one of the customers. Our American friends introduced it to us, and rather ironically they named their dog after the cocktail!

 

If you haven't got all the ingredients, you can experiment with things you do have which have a similar flavour. Be careful if you substitute the coconut milk with Malibu though, it can make for a short evening!

Ingredients

  • 6oz Coconut Milk
  • 2oz Kahlua
  • 1oz Dark Rum
  • 1oz Creme de Cacao
  • 1oz Vodka
  • Lots of ice

Method

  1. Put all the ingredients in a blender.
  2. Blitz until it has a smoothy like consistancy (adjust the amount of ice and coconut milk if necessary).
  3. Garnish with freshly grated nutmeg (and squirty cream if you must!)

Pour into your favourite glass and enjoy.

Joke

 

A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman"

 

She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

 

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"

 

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"

 

The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.

 

The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"

 

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

 

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately."

 

Later that day, the blonde teenager came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.

 

"Yes, she replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." 

 

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip.

 

“And, by the way," the teenager added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

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